The Magnificent Meatsticks

CD review: The Magnificent Meatsticks, MP3.com

You can download all of this from www.mp3.com/magmeat, including a little ditty called “Richard Meltzer Is My Fucking Hero” — I kid you not. But it couldn’t be me they’re talkin’ — like who the heck am I to merit an homage? If you go to Amazon.com, you’ll notice there’s another Richard Meltzer, co-editor (w/ Cees Visser and Gerard Kan) of Echocardiography in Coronary Artery Disease (Developments in Cardiovascular Medicine, 80), Kluwer Academic Publishers (April 1988), usually ships within 4-6 weeks ($197.50). THAT’S who it’s gotta be addressed to.

It’s raucous, it’s rawky, and above all RUDE, very rude. They’re telling this medical Meltzer, probably a doc or a SCIENTIST or somethin’, to come on over and fk them in the bt…ooh, naughty. On account of he’s their hero. (They’ll do anything for the dude.)

The Terry in “Never Trust a Guy Named ‘Terry’ ” is Terry Terwilliger, quarterback for the old L.A. Dons of the All America Football Conference. And why not trust him? He threw SIX interceptions in a playoff game.

This is my-t-good stuff…and it’s free!