Alcohol and Siamese twins

Matthew Alice: Can a Siamese twin get their connected sibling drunk? — mattyj, the Net

Got to say I’ve never considered that dilemma. One twin a teetotaler, one a lush. One out carousing all night, the other trying to sleep through the partying. One goes to Harvard, the other goes to Stanford. Well, at least they’d always qualify for the commuter lane. Staff quack Dr. Doctor opines that with sufficient vascular connections between the two, one could drink, the other get looped.