"Then they watch the progress he makes." --Iron Maiden, from the title track of "Seventh Son Of A Seventh Son." Well, my readers, I now have a new buddy. No, I did not go out and get another pet--our property …

"Being In The NFL Is A Privilege...Not A Right!" --"Philly Billy" Werndel, sports-talk jock. In all of the hubub over Michael Vick's Traveling Redemption Show and Flagellation Hour, we almost forgot that there was another case involving an NFL star …

"In Order To Be The Man, You Gotta Beat The Man-- "Nature Boy" Ric Flair Well, it looks like Hades had itself a helluva cold snap...for Michael Vick is now a Philidelphia Eagle. Megajinkies--what a turn of the screw this …