The phone rang and young Kenworth Clifton pivoted so fast toward the phone that he swept his glass vial collection from its valise container. A number of them broke in mid air, and many were swept about the room. Kenny …

Diegonomics imitates Pat Robertson: http://www.youtube.com/user/diegonomics2010?feature=mhum#p/a/u/1/i-IWnBatsBU and http://www.youtube.com/user/diegonomics2010?feature=mhum#p/a/u/0/TpMni_wPVfY

Mando and Osvaldo reentered the plush hotel room from the balcony. Amy and Kenny were standing over by the far bed next to each, in their usual defensive position. Angel Solari, Osvaldo's right hand man, was pacing back and forth …

Mando thought to himself, 'all of this sounds absolutely bizarre. Just bizarre enough to be true.' He said "How do you propose to assure the safety of my charges?" Buenos Aires Police detective Osvaldo Merino replied "They'll never be in …

Noone said anything. Osvaldo Merino's number one withdrew a magnifying glass from his breast pocket and examined the dis-inflated soccer ball closely saying "It's apparently a case for CSI Buenos Aires." Mando did not crack a smile, but when he …

THUMP The Buzos next door thumped on the wall, signaling to Mando 'Clear.' Amy and Kenny looked at Mando balefully, indicating to him that he was losing a little bit of their support, and the where point came in handy …

The jet plane would take approximately an hour to ascend the Andes mountains. In Buenos Aires, Kenny Clifton said to Mando "You play soccer?" No response. Amy's eyebrows raised, indicating 'Yeah, do that.' Kenny went and got the soccer ball, …

The Soccer Moms Journal Tino and I are aboard a jet plane. We departed Santiago, Chile, just minutes ago, en route to Mendoza, Argentina. I know from our entry flight that it will be a rise over the andes, and …

SOCCER MOM Stephanie Clifton was in the CIA. At the moment she was striding down an internal hallway in the CIA headquarters at Langley, Virginia. She entered the office of her superior, who bade her sit down. He said "Ms. …