she stepped up on his porch...wide tomboy smile...slouched into a patio chair and held her hand out in a way that could be interpreted as a "shake my hand" or "please fill this with something exotic and cool"...her mind was like a buzzsaw...and her mouth followed... the sawdust words flew into the air with their own momentum

her baseball cap was turned backwards and her wispy gypsy blond hair could barely find it's way out from under it...but it was her startling blue eyes that commanded his attention

"I'm your new neighbor"

"i thought I'd come over and introduce myself"

she then told him her name which he couldn't remember...shook his hand...and hop down off the porch before a single word could come out of his mouth

he thought he nodded...but he couldn't be sure as he watched her J Lo ass swaying down the street

the only thing he could remember was this one fleeting thought

she's the one

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nan shartel Sept. 17, 2011 @ 4:51 p.m.

thx RZ...i love this mad small woman who doesn't know her own sensual prowess ....and the wacky confused neighbor who does...hahahahahahahahahaha

it was fun to write

i love to write these snippets

kind of like Flash Fiction...about 150 words or less

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quillpena Sept. 18, 2011 @ 12:21 a.m.

... ah, J Lo asses swaying down the street ....

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nan shartel Sept. 18, 2011 @ 7:19 a.m.

they just look so nice Quill...hahahahahahaha;-D

that reminds me...i need to look into a Brazilian butt lift

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nan shartel Sept. 18, 2011 @ 7:20 a.m.

this is my favorite line Quill

her mind was like a buzzsaw...and her mouth followed... the sawdust words flew into the air with their own momentum

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nan shartel Sept. 18, 2011 @ 7:32 a.m.

if only i had one...hahahahahahahaha ;-D

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Radical Uterus Sept. 18, 2011 @ 8:17 a.m.

Your Jlo ass envy, reminds me, after I was rear ended, I had a Jlo ass?

It was x-rayed.

I took pictures of it.

I let other people look at the pictures of it.

It was painful to sit upon.

I did not enjoy the attention my Jlo ass brought into to my life?

I am reminded of the old saying,"be careful what you wish for."

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nan shartel Sept. 18, 2011 @ 1:15 p.m.

hey ...i admit my ass envy...even with all the yoga i have a swimmers body...wide shoulders slim hips and a bunny butt!!

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nan shartel Sept. 18, 2011 @ 1:38 p.m.

nah... it's just the plump rump i envy...hahahahahahaha

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quillpena Sept. 18, 2011 @ 9:37 a.m.

I like that one too, very defining ... but still ... those asses, I see them in slow motion as The Cars "Moving in Stereo" plays in the background. I'm sure sure your J Lo ass was pleasant to look at DG.

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Radical Uterus Sept. 18, 2011 @ 9:47 a.m.

Well, it did elicit a few ooooo's and ahhhhhhh's. And one," damn that is rad."

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nan shartel Sept. 18, 2011 @ 1:12 p.m.

i bet that made ur radical uterus happy!! ;-D)

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Ruth Newell Sept. 18, 2011 @ 2:30 p.m.

Well, I'm not going to butt into this conversation.

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nan shartel Sept. 18, 2011 @ 3:39 p.m.

why not roody....all r welcome at this rump roast ;-D

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Ruth Newell Sept. 18, 2011 @ 4:19 p.m.

Wow...that's how we first 'met' isn't it? lol "rump ready"?

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nan shartel Sept. 20, 2011 @ 12:45 p.m.

and done properly or not...rare or medium rare i think this roast has come to an end :)

thx to all who came to play!!!

and to J Lo 4 not suing me 4 my lovely lass lovely ass references ;-D)

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