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While in the Gaslamp last Friday night I witnessed a guy vomiting on the street, was approached by an inebriated woman who demanded I trade my boots for her tacky heels, and saw this guy:

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People that go out in public with pet birds have always made me nervous. I was alarmed to find this guy, in Ed Hardy inspired clothing, casually walking around downtown on a busy Friday night. He refused to provide me with his name or any other personal detail because he “hates newspapers.”

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I spotted 39-year old Zena in a Pedi cab at around 10pm. She told me that she is single and her favorite wardrobe piece is lingerie. Alrighty then.

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Cynthia and Elizabeth, 22 and 24-year-old sisters, were heading out to meet friends for a birthday party. Both ladies cited the little black dress as their favorite wardrobe piece.

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Comments

Scott Marks Aug. 31, 2012 @ 4:59 p.m.

I'm surprised you got that close to a bird.

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Siobhan Braun Aug. 31, 2012 @ 5:37 p.m.

Me too. The bird guy thought I was insane because I was super skittish around his nasty parrots.

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