STARS IN THE SKY WILDFLOWERS

Are as you exit the back patio door, on the back slope, illions of tiny bright yellow Daisy wildflowers. I tried to locate their name on the San Diego internet, but this area is as backwater as Gila Bend, Arizona.
Oops, I,m supposed to be out there snapping snails in half with my scissors, it’s the only way that works, leaving their insides as fertilizer and shells as pebbles. Yuck, how the French got the idea those things cooked become escargote is beyond me! Just like them to fancy a name for something edible too disgusting otherwise.

WILL RINGO STARR BE THE LAST BEATLE?

Paul McCartney, so famously inept, am I the only one who realizes it was a double in that past Superbowl event, he supposedly did…he’s passé. For years, he sat staring at a petrid dish with seed Wondering if a surrogate would be discovered in time for him proliferate.

"Petry darling", imagine this in British accent.

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