Group 2011 May

UCSD archive for May, 2011

Border News Translations: 1400 Grads; Police Funeral; Pope's a Mess

MEXICALI BC (La Cronica, María Magdalena Lopez, 5/19/11) - With a "wave", screams and applause, 1,400 University students expressed joy ...

Border News Translations: Thanatology Needed

TIJUANA BC (Frontera, Angela Torres, 5/18/11) - The Procuraduría de los Derechos Humanos and Casa Dakini opened the Círculo de ...

Border News Translations: Young People Going Extinct

ROMA, Italia (El Vigia, 5/17/11) - The number of people aged between 15 and 34 years old in Italy decreased ...

Central Division Small Claims: Buyer's Remorse Boob Job; The IRS; Curtain Rods

Central Division Small Claims Court: First up with the 9:30 group in courtroom A becomes settled via a mediation agreement. ...

Central Division Traffic Court: 40,000 per Month

Today’s visit to Traffic Court B was brief, but productive. This courtroom handles first appearances on tickets. No police are ...

TRAVELERS, BY COMMENT CONTRIBUTE ONE LINERS...

Should I ever visit France for arguement about environmentalism, my tears will be too bitter to drink.

THE NEW AGE OF MASTURBATORS...

Tweeters! Like mindless bees, or car horns in New York, this poem has a comment section, contribute a metaphor, to ...

FOR PRINCES WILLIAM & HARRY...

May 2, Two Thousand Eleven! Poor Prinz Charles Every breath, Emitting sparks out Of his ass As if like an ...

WOMEN'S PRIMARY PURPOSE

4/13/11 PRIMARY PURPOSE OF FEMALES IS… To produce children, that’s it! Their breasts are for nurturing, they are not Decorations. ...

Central Division Small Claims: The Puppy Switch

This afternoon’s court hearing comes after Jefferey buys a puppy from Jelly’s Pet Store, and then has buyer’s remorse. Names ...

Central Division Small Claims: Pet Custody Case

What begins as a young lover’s tale in another southwest city five years ago ends here in a Small Claims ...