Garrett Harris 7 p.m., July 25
Thanksgiving? You gotta be joking
Is this the final word on Turkey Day?
Last night, eating the usual toikey and pumpkin pie with Carla and a bunch of rellies.
Jokes started flying…
-What happened when the turkey got into a fight? He had the stuffing knocked out of him.
-What music do Pilgrims like? Plymouth rock.
-Why can’t turkeys go to church? They use fowl language.
-What happened to the Pilgrim who was shot at by an Indian? He had an arrow escape.
-Why do Pilgrims’ pants fall down? Because they keep their buckles in their hats.
-What did mama turkey say to her naughty son? “If your father could see you now, he’d turn over in his gravy.”
Hey, I’m jes’ reporting what I heard. Hope you had a good one.