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Last night, eating the usual toikey and pumpkin pie with Carla and a bunch of rellies.

Jokes started flying…

-What happened when the turkey got into a fight? He had the stuffing knocked out of him.

-What music do Pilgrims like? Plymouth rock.

-Why can’t turkeys go to church? They use fowl language.

-What happened to the Pilgrim who was shot at by an Indian? He had an arrow escape.

-Why do Pilgrims’ pants fall down? Because they keep their buckles in their hats.

-What did mama turkey say to her naughty son? “If your father could see you now, he’d turn over in his gravy.”

Hey, I’m jes’ reporting what I heard. Hope you had a good one.

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