Barbarella Fokos 11 a.m., May 29
Thanksgiving? You gotta be joking
Is this the final word on Turkey Day?
Last night, eating the usual toikey and pumpkin pie with Carla and a bunch of rellies.
Jokes started flying…
-What happened when the turkey got into a fight? He had the stuffing knocked out of him.
-What music do Pilgrims like? Plymouth rock.
-Why can’t turkeys go to church? They use fowl language.
-What happened to the Pilgrim who was shot at by an Indian? He had an arrow escape.
-Why do Pilgrims’ pants fall down? Because they keep their buckles in their hats.
-What did mama turkey say to her naughty son? “If your father could see you now, he’d turn over in his gravy.”
Hey, I’m jes’ reporting what I heard. Hope you had a good one.