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Radical Uterus Reviews: Himalayan Cuisine 7918 El Cajon Blvd.
Last December 2011 I quit smoking cigarettes at the same time that I became a vegetarian. So far I have been successful in maintaining the discipline needed to make these changes. I have been successful ...
Radical Uterine Retrospective
Last week my personal mobility vehicle’s electrical system had a brain fart while I was crossing the intersection at University Ave. and Baltimore Dr. I started riding across the intersection at the normal “balls to ...
The Unofficial Eulogy of a Neighbor I Hardly Knew
On Monday morning February 13 2012, I heard some curious sounds outside my apartment door. I peeped through the hole in my door made for such a purpose and I saw many La Mesa police ...
I Am a Nation of One
“Under God with liberty and justice for all“ as I write those words, I am simultaneously remembering two distinct things the “Army of One” recruiting campaign slogan of the years 2001 to 2006, and me ...
Whole Oats And Longevity or Wheat Belly Kills
While swapping recipes with Old Paul, I realized that he and I share more than a love of oats. He was born in February I was born in February. He shares his birthday with Ronald ...
Money Changers Killed Jesus or Why I love Festivus
The Money Changers system of usury was incompatible with the new leader of the carpenters union. Jesus was a man who inspired in his followers superhuman feats of strength. Superhuman feats of strength trumped the ...
The Christmas Tool
I was up early today watching for Santa Claus/The U.S. Postal Service. I have never been threatened by, or treated poorly by, a member of the United States Postal Service. I have however been accused ...
Herman Cain, Veterans Day, and Me
Whenever I see Herman Cain’s face on television I am reminded of the First Sergeant who sexually assaulted my friends and me repeatedly until we came together and filed formal complaints against him with the ...
Buying A Used Car Within 100 Miles of La Mesa
I bought an electric two wheeled scooter off of e-bay. It makes sense that I would turn to e-bay in my search for a car. My Dad was a car guy and a felon, and ...
Buying a Used Car In La Mesa
I recently complained about my treatment at the hands of the insurance industry. With that in mind, please indulge me while I recount my recent experience looking at used cars in La Mesa. Over the ...
Terrorism, War, and Me
When hospitalized the first time in a mental health facility a nurse told me I was nothing but a terrorist. More recently, Doctor G used coercion to make me choose sides in the war on ...
Occupy Every Mind, Everywhere
I heard on the news last night that the Occupy San Diego Movement was losing steam. Here is my response to that media report.
Forty Friday, Space Junk Watch In La Mesa
Death is on my mind. My impending end could come from the sky at any moment between midnight tonight and noon tomorrow. I keep looking up at the sky, watching the gray clouds thicken and ...
The Young Man From Cincinnati And His Saturday Night Adventure In La Mesa
I often sit outside in the morning before dawn, enjoying the quiet hours before the traffic begins to clog El Cajon Blvd. This morning I waved to a neighbor who I thought was the tall ...
Jesus Sighting in La Mesa
So far I've spotted Vladimir Putin walking up the driveway, and now, Jesus at the corner curb garden spot. The same spot shown in the Reader Gallery. Shown in my updated photo here, I've outlined ...
Radical Uterus Shamelessly Attempts To Use Her Elderly Neighbor To Enrich Herself In La Mesa
I've been kidding my neighbor, old Paul, about wearing a Radical Uterus t-shirt. During our last conversation he told me about how he watched the latest Saturday Night Live, a sketch about Michele Bachman, and ...
Forty Friday
I headed to the Co-op aboard my new electric scooter. I took a chance buying through e-bay, but I did save a couple of hundred dollars. It's faster than the mobility scooter and I customized ...
Radical Uterus Masters Celibacy in La Mesa, Almost
One of my errands today found me racing west on El Cajon Blvd riding my mobility scooter. Racing in this case meant I was traveling at 9mph. I arrived at the Co-op and immediately noticed ...
Newt Gingrich, Social Engineering, and Me
I didn't get a European trip in June like many federal lawmakers. I got my SSI cut. If I had only been born twenty years later and had the same Army experience, I would be ...
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