I'm getting ready to head to Las Vegas and the TV was left on The View. Usually I'll run in and change the channel when I hear those women start yapping. But I figured I'd listen, because I was curious …

I was listening to KGBs morning show the other day, and they talked about a woman that poured boiling water on her husbands groin as he slept. Apparently, he didn't come home the night before and she suspected him of …

No, the authorities didn't pull out her ovaries. God knows, they should. But after inking a deal for a reality show, for once, our country was able to step in and do the right thing. I heard a former child …

I thought Dave Barry used to write an amazing column (and he's done a few funny books). I always found it odd though, when he would write something like "Reader Danielle Stevens sent in a story about a man that …

Comic-Con has been taken over by Hollywood, eager to push their latest movies. Music is the one area that hasn’t really crept into the Con. Sure, Tori Amos was there last year to promote a book. And Go-Go’s guitarist Jane …

There's the dad in Wisconsin who is accused of killing his daughter because he didn't seek lifesaving medical help for the diabetes that killed her. Instead, he prayed. He considered his daughters illness a test of his faith. The 47-year-old …

A week ago, I heard about a cop in Denver named Derrick Curtis Saunders, who pulled a gun on the drive-thru employee of McDonald's. Now, my first response to the cop would've been "Are you hear for the Hamburglar?" No, …

I wasn't sure what I'd blog today. For a week, I've put off whether to talk about that 550-pound 14-year-old. Authorities took him away from his mom, claiming she must be a bad parent. I tried to think of what …

No, not because of the health care thing. Even though it's insane for him to think it will work (see Canada); his heart is in the right place. I voted for Obama. And I probably would again. There's nothing I …

If some crazy woman accused a male friend of mine of rape, I'd tell them to just laugh it off. Crazy people often make all kinds of claims and people usually dismiss it. But there seems to be this trend …

I went to see 500 Days of Summer last night. It's one of the better films I've seen this year. I thought the movie was perfectly cast, especially the friends of the lead actor. They're the usual goof balls that …

I know, I know. I've mentioned Stan Ridgway in two previous blogs. But one of my music pet peeves is...people that don't know good music. My friend Bonnie has great taste in music, yet for some reason she likes Kings …

My stepbrother is about 90% on the comedic things he sends me. Most of my other friends are a lot lower, although I must admit, most of my friends don't just forward those stupid lists and things everyone else seems …

Actor Jim Caviezel, best known as playing Jesus Christ in the Mel Gibson picture, was in the weirdest motorcycle accident. He was going down a street in Washington when a man threw a bicycle into his path. This caused him …

The only awards show I really care for is the Oscars. And they usually end up frustrating me for a lot of reasons. The only time I ever cared about the Tony's, was when a musician I love named Stew …

Time for another multiple choice. Put those thinking caps on, grab a #2 pencil, and get ready to go. There was an accident involving a 40-year-old employee of the Wild Animal Park. What happened to that employee? A) He fell …

The rumors are that Debbie Rowe, the mother of Michael Jacksons children, has just made a settlement with the Jackson estate. They'll keep custody of the kids. She'll get custody of Michaelss nose. And she'll get the white glove on …

If you hear of someone dying and the word "junkie" is in there, it should mean something completely different. You think of a body with a needle sticking out of it (no...I'm holding off on Michael Jackson jokes for an …

I had a discussion with someone this morning. They had heard AJs Playhouse (92.5 FM) talk about the movie Bruno (it was okay, but not as funny as I thought it would be). They said there was a 5 and …

I blame another member of the Jackson family. Janet Jackson, and her Super Bowl half-time show. The one with the famous "wardrobe malfunction." It makes me wonder if the Jackson family, which seems to have so many problems when it …

There was an interesting story in the Union-Tribune this morning. It had to do with a Park and Recreation Department employee that accused a supervisor of sexual harassment and sexual assault over a three-year period. She settled her lawsuit against …

The other day I went out to my car and noticed the birds had left a little something for me. But I think that happened when I was parked at Humphrey's for a concert. I try to wash that off …

I forgot to do a blog today and just got home from dinner with a writer/editor friend of mine (if you haven't had the food at Neighborhood downtown, go). She was telling me dirty phrases and songs from her childhood, …

I heard it was a bunch of elephants that lead the funeral procession for Michael Jackson. I had imagined, if any animals would be involved, it would merely be Bubbles the chimp, standing on the sidewalk saluting as the casket …

I was a big fan of Alexis Arguello, since I'm a fan of the sweet science, and he was one of the best fighters around. He won titles in three different weight classes, before that was a real common thing …

I got a ticket the other day, therefore, titling a blog "stupid cops" just seemed so cathartic. I was leaving the LA Fitness in Sorrento Valley, and Officer Munoz pulled me over for not making a "complete stop". Now, most …

My stepbrother, who's a teacher, has argued with me in the past about things that are appropriate for teachers. I think it was when we came out of a strip club for a friends bachelor party. I asked what would …

I met a guy at a party, who had a rather big house. He was talking a lot about classic cars, and I brought up my favorite car -- the Jaguar XKE. He looked at me with a weird smile …

My girlfriend doesn't like to fly. But she seems to be getting on a plane a few times each year to go back east. I think having a fear of flying isn't so crazy. I read once that it's the …

91X sometimes has these concerts where tickets are only 91 cents. And it usually consists of some pretty good bands. I went to one years ago, but can't remember the band. The other night, it was Ida Maria at the …