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~~we's a going~~

going to the final Frontier

actually it's the new Frontier

our flame William Shatner will be in Vegas and we plan to corral him...cover him with honey and then lick it all off......slowly

~~giggles~~

the man peaks our ironic feral impulses and reminds us youth isn't every thing

and who other then Shatner would be so willing to make a fool of his hot and sexy self on a regular basis

NO ONE I SAY!!

i'll pack ur bags Willie!!

u just make sure u pack that POCKET ROCKET!!!

we'll get u higher then u've ever been before!!!

now girls i had a really difficult time finding the best Tour Bus for the best price

check out this little honey

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i know.. i know it'll need a little fixin' up

but it will be so much fun to do...i gotta weld a side car for Suzzanne on it anyway so that will ruin the current paint job

don'tcha just love that horn on top

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should we paint out that sign on the front or keep it as memorabilia

maybe we could get Willie to talk-sing some country song for us

coma ti yi e ..get along lil dawgie

that would be the perfect time for u to use ur whip Grantie

i think we should keep the Texas Top Hands Western Swing Band on it...i think we could lure him in thinking we r a profession music group

like i could say we're out scoutin' talent for Bob Wills and" Asleep at the Wheel"

do u think he'll catch on to that swingin' reference

we'll even invite Willie to serenade him

now don't u hesitate Shat!!!!!

he could dig it

and don't forget to praise him on his new singin' gig for WWE RAW!! thx so much for this video reference Tikicult (Joe)...it had me ROTFLMAO!!!


Raw Guest Host William Shatner Gives a Dramatic Interpretation of WWE Entrances

WWE Monday Night Raw | MySpace Video

well gals..i gotta go watch the Kentucky Derby

so what do ya think of the plan so far???

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MsGrant May 1, 2010 @ 5:23 p.m.

Nan, the Texas Top Hands Western Swing Band Tour Bus is a beaut!!

"do u think he'll catch on to that swingin' reference?" I doubt it. He will be stunned into submission by our band of merry merrymakers!! We will get him to speak famous Willie Nelson songs to us. And I shudder with anticipation at hearing the spoken word "To All the Girls I've Loved Before". Perhaps a duet with Leonard Nimoy filling in on spoken word for Julio Iglesias? Oh, be still my heart!!!

Speaking of hearts, it is imperative that you, being a nurse, provide ample amounts of nitroglycerin and be skilled in the administration of it to our beloved William. We do not want to do irreparable damage. My whip has been known to bring on myocardial infarction and it is always a good idea to be prepared.

Suzanne must give up her dream of a side cart, as we need her wits to drive the Texas Top Hands Western Swing Band Tour Bus. I'm afraid the rest of us may not be in the proper condition to steer our trusty "Priscilla" through the desert in our quest. I have faith that SD will maintain the required wherewithal to get us there. After that, we will be sure to elevate her to the level of intoxication necessary to lure William Shatner into our den of iniquity with a straight face.

Plan - so far so good.

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CuddleFish May 1, 2010 @ 5:47 p.m.

LOLOLOL!!!! I'm dying over here!!!! :))

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nan shartel May 1, 2010 @ 6:40 p.m.

Cuddles stop dying ober here homey...

~~dust off that coconut shell bra and grass skirt sans undies and get ur spiffy Mexican ass ready to hit the road~~

remember u can't roll on the floor laughing with that grass skirt on beauty

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nan shartel May 1, 2010 @ 6:45 p.m.

Grantie...thx for the A OK on the bus

Nitro no...it'll drop his blood pressure and u know what that means

YIKES!!!

if he dies he dies!!

~~it's the only way to go~~

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nan shartel May 1, 2010 @ 6:56 p.m.

er...um...i don't think Suzanne should be expected to give up her dream of riding in a sidecar and made to drive while the we weld those stripper poles into the bus ~~i still haven't found that damn welders mask!!!~~

~~u know how much she likes to have something blow up her shirt~~

not to mention picking assorted bugs from between her teeth...that girl is a motorcycling animal i tell u!!!!

i think all of us will be intoxication enuff Grantie...i'd rather have some dubs for the trip...maybe Auntie G can score that for us

ya got my heart's racing now...YIPPPEEE!!!!!!

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antigeekess May 1, 2010 @ 7:13 p.m.

"...if he dies he dies!!"

LOL. Exactly.

True story: My redneck relatives include my 3 half-sisters who married 3 brothers. I got a look at one of 'em, so I understand why. Black haired, blue-eyed cuties they were.

My youngest sister, named after the drive-in movie theatre where she was conceived...

(yeah, let it sink in for a moment)

...was 19 when she married one of the brothers, age 31.

He didn't last too long, poor thing. Congenital heart defect. Yes, he went THAT way.

WE ARE SOME DANGEROUS, DEADLY WIMMINFOLK IN MY FAMILY.

http://www.seoconsultants.com/just-say-no/images/no-kidding-480.gif

:)

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SurfPuppy619 May 1, 2010 @ 7:16 p.m.

LOLOLOL!!!! I'm dying over here!!!! :))

X2 :)

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nan shartel May 1, 2010 @ 7:33 p.m.

auntie G...did any of them know how to weld??

and can u hook us up with the silly Willie weed???

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nan shartel May 1, 2010 @ 7:35 p.m.

SurfPuppy...do u need the Heimlich Manuever...???

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nan shartel May 1, 2010 @ 7:37 p.m.

er..um...auntie G considering how dangerous the wimmen in ur family r u can go last

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MsGrant May 1, 2010 @ 7:58 p.m.

Well, sheeeeoottt, anti, bring 'em along. If anyone is adept in the ways of hillbilly apprehension we need 'em to make our plans go smoothly. WTF was the name of that drive-in movie theater anyway? I have to know.

Okay, nan. I took welding in high school. No s***. I will be happy to wield an acetylene torch or an arc welder. Consider stripper poles installed.

And if CF will rock the coconut shell bra and grass skirt sans undies, well all I can say is Mission To Be Accomplished.....

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nan shartel May 1, 2010 @ 8:09 p.m.

u b right Grantie...i weld because i did some welding in Art Class (metal sculpture)

glad to have ya on board darlin'...bring an extra mask and tank of acetylene will ya

tanks!!!

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SDaniels May 1, 2010 @ 10:19 p.m.

Road trip! Yaaaaaay! bout time someone got us up and running. Thanks nan!

Firstly, though, the plan to have me drive is sheer folly. The one time I was entrusted at helm of a vehicle, I almost drove it off a desert cliff! We want to stay alive, so best stow me in the back ;)

And if nursie can bring along something stronger and smoother than the nitro, say, some intravenous fluids, much obliged. Nitro makes me think of Blue Velvet with "Frank" (Dennis Hopper) singing a little refrain. Eeks!

"and can u hook us up with..."

Ahh, I'll take care of that particular legal, medical request, nan. :)

"My youngest sister, named after the drive-in movie theatre where she was conceived...

(yeah, let it sink in for a moment)"

Yeee haw! That is awesome indeed! So her middle name is " Drive In" ?

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Jay Allen Sanford May 1, 2010 @ 10:19 p.m.

Hah, never enough Shatner to suit me! He made a cameo appearance in a Reader comic about Robert Lansing, who played Gary 7 on a Trek ep --- note Gary's cat floating in space outside the Enterprise... http://inlinethumb53.webshots.com/31604/2510156160103947755S600x600Q85.jpg

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antigeekess May 2, 2010 @ 8:58 a.m.

"Yeee haw! That is awesome indeed! So her middle name is " Drive In" ?

Nope. Handily enough, the Drive-In was named...

http://www.drive-ins.com/theater/txtlind

:)

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MsGrant May 2, 2010 @ 10:45 a.m.

The Linda Kay!! It looks so sad now, all abandoned :(

Maybe on our trip we can stop by and see about getting the old girl up and running again so that the age-old tradition of getting knocked-up at the drive-in can continue on and fuel future generations of red-necks to name their little 'uns after it. I for one would be very sad to see this particular era come to an end.

As for driving, SD, you are off the hook. I think JAS would be willing to come along as our driver. I think I detect a little "man crush" on William.....

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nan shartel May 2, 2010 @ 11:37 a.m.

JAS man crush?

nah...he just wants to put a cartoon pencil to our fabulous trip thru desert space...then he wants to cartoon the menage a six for his Pornostrip and prosperity

intravenous fluids...hey we'll just mainline the experience for ya Suzanne

looks like Linda Kay's conception shut that drive-in down...what power!!! so Grantie ur the navigator but Vegas by way of Dallas...er..um...u opened the Champagne huh

~~are you ready for some Hockey??~~

STANLEY CUP PLAYOFF ON TV RIGHT NOW!!!!

let's root for our monstromans home team

GOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGO MONTREAL!!!!!!

oh dawg...i just realized he can probably speak FRENCH

holy mother of gawd!!!!...i'm a goner now!!!!!!

bring out the wobblies i'm down for the game!!!

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MsGrant May 2, 2010 @ 5:35 p.m.

Stoned. The final frontier. These are the voyages of the Starbus Texas Top Hands Western Swing Band.....

Its weekend mission

To explore strange new drugs

To seek out new husbands and new uncivilized boyfriends

To kidnap William Shatner and whip him into a spoken word frenzy

To boldly go where no woman has gone before.......

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antigeekess May 2, 2010 @ 7:03 p.m.

Can't wait to see that POS hit warp drive.

:)

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SurfPuppy619 May 2, 2010 @ 9:41 p.m.

Smokin'!!!!!!!!!!!!

By CuddleFish

CF, I am watching your bud James Spader right now on VH1, they are playing "Pretty in Pink" with Molly Ringwald and Andrew McCarthy.........

James Spader has the pretty boy role down perfect in this flick, that hair of his!!!!! And Annie Potts, yes!!!.....looking sweeeettt!

This show has so many good actors that went on to big careers.....

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CuddleFish May 3, 2010 @ 1:02 a.m.

I've watched Pretty in Pink several times, really the only actor in that movie who stood out was Spader. The spooky sexy persona, perfect!

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nan shartel May 3, 2010 @ 9:57 a.m.

Spadergater is a fine piece of manhood 2

maybe we should kidnap his a*s too since Willie is so fond of him

shall we make it a twofer ladies???

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nan shartel May 3, 2010 @ 10:07 a.m.

WARP DRIVE Auntie G??

OK we're gonna have to kidnap some Nascar peeps 2 and do a speed run at White Sands New Mexico...who can provide some jet fuel???

~~whispering~~ya don't have to be a mechanical engineer to know that bus won't hold together at WARP DRIVE~~ssssssssssshhhhh~~

whoopie...we can buy some turquoise trinkets!!!

~~i'm beginning to wonder if our bus is big enuff~~

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