Jay Allen Sanford 4:30 a.m., Jan. 28
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Trip to the Final Frontier with Willie!!
~~we's a going~~
going to the final Frontier
actually it's the new Frontier
our flame William Shatner will be in Vegas and we plan to corral him...cover him with honey and then lick it all off......slowly
the man peaks our ironic feral impulses and reminds us youth isn't every thing
and who other then Shatner would be so willing to make a fool of his hot and sexy self on a regular basis
NO ONE I SAY!!
i'll pack ur bags Willie!!
u just make sure u pack that POCKET ROCKET!!!
we'll get u higher then u've ever been before!!!
now girls i had a really difficult time finding the best Tour Bus for the best price
check out this little honey
i know.. i know it'll need a little fixin' up
but it will be so much fun to do...i gotta weld a side car for Suzzanne on it anyway so that will ruin the current paint job
don'tcha just love that horn on top
should we paint out that sign on the front or keep it as memorabilia
maybe we could get Willie to talk-sing some country song for us
coma ti yi e ..get along lil dawgie
that would be the perfect time for u to use ur whip Grantie
i think we should keep the Texas Top Hands Western Swing Band on it...i think we could lure him in thinking we r a profession music group
like i could say we're out scoutin' talent for Bob Wills and" Asleep at the Wheel"
do u think he'll catch on to that swingin' reference
we'll even invite Willie to serenade him
now don't u hesitate Shat!!!!!
he could dig it
and don't forget to praise him on his new singin' gig for WWE RAW!! thx so much for this video reference Tikicult (Joe)...it had me ROTFLMAO!!!
well gals..i gotta go watch the Kentucky Derby
so what do ya think of the plan so far???
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