Spring slinging season

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is in the air

oh it's slingin' time again in case ur lonely

i sure miss the ur mud clingin' to my hair

rollin' in the mud sure makes me hungry

a state of mind i can not endure

so feed me lots of CHIT and do not leave me

to do so would clearly break my heart

just lie and cheat and BIG time decieve me

so i can play my wounded part

won't u

won't u

won't u

please

improve ur aim

if i'm to blame

it's a mud pie spree

so make a mess of me


crap my poetry just get worse and worse!

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nan shartel March 11, 2010 @ 8:44 p.m.

don't bother to read this..i'm such a dolt!

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magicsfive March 11, 2010 @ 9:09 p.m.

actually nan, you are not a dolt at all...this really caught my attention, as i have a broken foot from slipping in the mud...one thing i will do from now on, without fail...BEWARE OF WET DIRT :( oh, and BTW, i can totally relate to the poem, too. xoxo

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David Dodd March 11, 2010 @ 9:14 p.m.

No way, magics! Heal well. Broken foots suck, I had one once. Toughest injury I ever had. And nan, I dug this too. I'm making sopes tomorrow, the consistency of the masa is that of a mud pie. And they're tasty! I'll send you a vid if you want.

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magicsfive March 11, 2010 @ 9:18 p.m.

yep refried...the price i pay for living in washington...ah well it sure is green here lol..

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nan shartel March 12, 2010 @ 10:15 a.m.

OUCHIE Magic

take good care of that foot babe...and my doltdom is well verified

hahahahahaha

and YES Refried ...i do wan't the sopes video...and i'm familiar with masa as i occasionally make hand made tamales

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MsGrant March 12, 2010 @ 10:52 a.m.

Magics, sorry to hear about your foot!! Hope you heal quickly.

I love sopes!! Refried, can you post your recipe? Mmm. Like big, fat corn pancakes. Aren't they called sopes because they are shaped like a sandal?

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CuddleFish March 12, 2010 @ 10:56 a.m.

Sorry to hear about your foot, Magicsfive, heal quickly and well!

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magicsfive March 12, 2010 @ 3:47 p.m.

thank you everyone...first broken bone in 45 years :( I think i need calcium ;) xoxo

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SDaniels March 12, 2010 @ 7:24 p.m.

Ahh, poor magics! Really broke?

Are you in the 'sexy' cam walker, as AG put it (back when I had my broken foot)? Watch out, it'll drive Rocket_J. wild! :)

Yeah, sounds like cal mag or cal citrate's in your future...

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SDaniels March 12, 2010 @ 7:25 p.m.

Nan, if you don't mind--what was the inspiration for this poem?

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nan shartel March 12, 2010 @ 7:46 p.m.

all this rain SDaniels....and masochistic tendencies on my part

hahahahahahahahhahahaha

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antigeekess March 12, 2010 @ 7:52 p.m.

Yes, magics, you need to be on a calcium supplement. Just like all women. All the time.

For rapid healing, you should also take Arnica Montana.
http://www.swansonvitamins.com/SWM034/ItemDetail

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Robert Johnston March 12, 2010 @ 8:22 p.m.

Just remember, folks-- The "mud slinging" that leads up to the June and November elections have started full force! watch as your favorite politicos fling their mud (and God knows what else) pies at both real and imagined opponents! Hear the sirens wail as the "heavy cannon" of Olberman, Limbaugh, Maddow, Beck et al unleash barrage-after-barrage of the stinkiest, gooiest mud--without concern for "blue-on-blue" casualties (aka "friendly fire").

Now THAT's mudslinging--or stupidity at it's finest, take your pick!

LPR

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Rocket_J_Squirrel March 12, 2010 @ 8:28 p.m.

Broken Foot Haiku

Metatarsal bone

fragmented and with much pain

Moose and squirrel kiss

Rocket J. Basho

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nan shartel March 12, 2010 @ 8:43 p.m.

please don't remind me of that LPR....hahahahahaha...it's time for the videos to come out

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nan shartel March 12, 2010 @ 8:46 p.m.

Rocket

superlative Haiku!!!

well wishes in tow

round to Magics place will go

to cheer a sweet gal

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magicsfive March 12, 2010 @ 9 p.m.

lol...i love haiku and homeopathic remedies..i am going to look into that. thank you, AG :) Yep SD it is broken :( something they realized after they thought it was a sprain. it is nicely on the mend AND i bought some calcium!! xoxo

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Rocket_J_Squirrel March 12, 2010 @ 9:02 p.m.

Get the Record Straight Haiku

Bullwinkle J Moose

wants the world to know FOR SURE

Foot kissed, not squirrel

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Rocket_J_Squirrel March 12, 2010 @ 9:23 p.m.

"Rocket, you a mess!" By CuddleFish

No Kiddin'! Example-

"Miscounted Syllable Haiku"

Rocky and Bullwinkle

voted No on Proposition eight

Pete and SurfPup can Marry

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nan shartel March 12, 2010 @ 9:33 p.m.

hahahahahaahahahahahaha to all!!!

nitey nite

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CuddleFish March 12, 2010 @ 9:51 p.m.

"Miscounted Syllable Haiku"

Rocky and Bullwinkle

voted No on Proposition eight

Pete and SurfPup can Marry

Oh no you didn't!

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Rocket_J_Squirrel March 14, 2010 @ 11:25 a.m.

"Oh no you didn't"

Didn't what? Vote No, or miscount?

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nan shartel March 14, 2010 @ 12:28 p.m.

Rocket u winged Rodent..it's non of ur peanut storing up bizzness

unless u intend to go into politics

da moose been calling me to find out WTF u are

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Rocket_J_Squirrel March 14, 2010 @ 10:26 p.m.

Rocket u winged Rodent..it's non of ur peanut storing up bizzness

unless u intend to go into politics

da moose been calling me to find out WTF u are

Praytell - Why dost thou speaketh to this foul flying rodent in such a strange tongue as this? It is my belief that said tongue is known hither and thither as "Textese" or, mayhaps, shall I venture the thought that it bares a faint resemblance to "ebonics" as is spoken in not too distant swarthy regions?

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nan shartel March 16, 2010 @ 10:06 a.m.

yep Rocket my uberfuzzy bushy-tailed lad...i'm reminisence of outright laziness and too much time spent at the Urban Dictionary

hence and forthwith i dub u SIR POCKETROCKET

the great and noble spawn of the inquisitive Banff Squirrel late to be found everywhere on the internet

da moose wants u to come home and knit him 4 more Olympic mittens...he wore the other ones out playing Hockey

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Rocket_J_Squirrel March 16, 2010 @ 10:58 a.m.

An aerial salute to Scene Stealing Squirrel!!! (ZZZZOOOOOOOOOMMM!) Here's a pitcher of Molson and a pack of cashew nuts to that fluffy - tailed ambassador of Canada! Like every other Canadian, he is friendly, helpful, polite, and extremely intelligent. (Plus, like me, HE LOVES CATS!)

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Rocket_J_Squirrel March 16, 2010 @ 11:11 a.m.

Beer and Nuts Haiku:

Nuts and Molson Beer

Stuff them in your face quickly

Lean back and burp loud

.........Not bad, eh?

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antigeekess March 16, 2010 @ 11:30 a.m.

You're not THAT squirrel, are ya, Rocket J?

That squirrel gets AROUND! http://blogs.nationalgeographic.com/blogs/news/chiefeditor/Banff-lunar-squirrel-picture.jpg

"How did he get THERE?", you might well ask. Well, he hitchhiked: http://vulpesffb.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/crasher-squirrel.jpg

What a busy guy. Understandable that he'd need a little vacay. Quite the ladies' squirrel during his downtime, apparently: http://s.buzzfed.com/static/imagebuzz/web03/2009/8/19/10/squirrel-crashes-more-tourists-in-banff-national-13665-1250692547-10.jpg

Ciao, Bella! http://www.ciaobellagelato.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/vespa_squirrel-1024x768.jpg

He's older than he looks, too.
http://s2.buzzfeed.com/static/imagebuzz/web02/2009/8/10/16/get-out-of-the-way-squirrel1-13195-1249935309-15.jpg

And who could forget, the shot that plucked him from obscurity? http://www.brewster.ca/uploadedImages/Brewster/_graphics/Blog/squirrel-portrait-banff.jpg

Now THAT's a "Crasher!" Chad better watch out. I think this squirrel's after his new gig.

:)

(For the uninitiated, here is the original story):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoliLJIJ1UE

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CuddleFish March 16, 2010 @ 12:23 p.m.

While there is an uncanny resemblance between Rocket J Squirrel and Forrest Gump Banff Squirrel, I think maybe they are just kissing cousins of the flying rodent variety. Really, AG, was the Oswald shot necessary??? ;)

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Rocket_J_Squirrel March 16, 2010 @ 12:38 p.m.

Hey! I'm used to it! It's always squirrel hunting season. "Forest Gump Banff Squirrel - INDEED!"

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Rocket_J_Squirrel March 16, 2010 @ 12:40 p.m.

Too many hoity - toity "in-too-lek-chu-als" in this here computer paper thingy.....

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nan shartel March 16, 2010 @ 1:19 p.m.

Sir Pocket Rocket

u r indeed friendly helpful polite and EXTREMELY INTELLIGENT...as squirrels go

Molsons... a keg please...and some pirogies ...followed with a loud lugubrious guitar rift by some of those Canadian Rockers we all thought were 'Merican

TOM COCHRANE...wail on Canucky!!!!!

for the Banff squirrel and PocketRocket "Life is a Highway" with the binoculars safely hidden in the backpack

lurk not squirrel nut

come on out and play youngin

clean up the shells tho

~~Rocket..lurk..lurk...i can cya dancin...hahahaahahahaha~~

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nan shartel March 16, 2010 @ 1:21 p.m.

hoity-toity...that's the name of a Canadian toilet paper isn't it???

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nan shartel March 16, 2010 @ 1:45 p.m.

AND FROM SEATTLE...BUT FAR ENOUGH NORTH TO SUIT ME

THE INIMITABLE

FOO FIGHTER!!!!

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nan shartel March 16, 2010 @ 1:46 p.m.

COVER UR EARS SQUIRREL

~*~i'm on a SCREAMER roll!!!

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Rocket_J_Squirrel March 16, 2010 @ 1:51 p.m.

"u r indeed friendly helpful polite and EXTREMELY INTELLIGENT...as squirrels go"..........No no no. Those adjectives were for Scene Stealing Squirrel - certainly NOT about ME. I've always considered myself the standard American Dunderhead squirrel. After all, I've been flying head - first into tree trunks all my life. You can't expect too much after that. "boody - hoody!" (wallows in self - pity) (sniff!). (grabs tissue - blows nose)

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Rocket_J_Squirrel March 16, 2010 @ 1:52 p.m.

(floats an "air-biscuit" - smells like cashews)

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nan shartel March 16, 2010 @ 2:02 p.m.

hey POCKET listen to the music rodentski...and that headache will get worse...and u sound like ur a pitiful Hockey Goalie...who's headshots have debilitated him to the knees

Pucker up and snuggle..we's wil scream those Blues away

OMG...don't get me going on the BLUES or we'll be here wallowing in MUDDY WATERS all day

and cease and desist trying to become a hood ornament wilya

;-) ;-0...wrong way to become a scene stealer homey

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nan shartel March 16, 2010 @ 2:06 p.m.

thx Cuddles ...i'm a ROCK fan from WAY WAY back...i have a friend in Canada that has an internet ROCK show...the man kicks it with the best of them and plays all the old obscure Canadian and 'Merican stuff

the man is as Tom Petty would say "The Last Dj"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-UvOv7Cws4

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nan shartel March 16, 2010 @ 2:13 p.m.

better sound quality peeps...sorry about the other one...this one's for u Wilster!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljkQsmP31Xk

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Rocket_J_Squirrel March 16, 2010 @ 3:10 p.m.

"hence and forthwith i dub u SIR POCKETROCKET"...FUNNY!...That's OK, you can call me slang for a penis if you want to - I hope it makes you feel better as a human being, or whatever species you are.

"Look at me! I called Rocket a PENIS!! WOO-HOO!I feel so SUPERIOR!"

Oh boy.

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Rocket_J_Squirrel March 16, 2010 @ 3:13 p.m.

You can call me slang for a**hole too, if it makes you feel better.

Is there a slang for the "t'ain't" also? (Or is that just spelled taint?) Please advise.

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Rocket_J_Squirrel March 16, 2010 @ 3:16 p.m.

Wait a minute - a**hole IS slang for rectum! WOW.

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nan shartel March 16, 2010 @ 3:28 p.m.

PENIS is 2 special a word to have a slang word for Rocket

of course PP is acceptable (precious penis)

u randy blaggard!!!

hoity-toidy IS a name for toilet paper isn't it???

Taint...???..u tell me

oh and Rocket i would NEVER call u penis...without an invitation

i think i'm human...i haven't check lately

is u mad or somethin'???

or just being ur lurkingly unapparent self

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nan shartel March 16, 2010 @ 3:29 p.m.

i intend to report u to the $$ immediately

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Rocket_J_Squirrel March 16, 2010 @ 3:45 p.m.

is u mad or somethin'???

Nope. Jest havin' a little fun...like always....."Woo-hoo!"

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Rocket_J_Squirrel March 16, 2010 @ 3:53 p.m.

I hope by "$$" you don't mean "Schutzstaffel" ! They LOVE to use we squirrels for target practice.

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nan shartel March 16, 2010 @ 4:03 p.m.

i'm a dork and i undub u PocketRocket right now and apologise profusely

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Rocket_J_Squirrel March 16, 2010 @ 7:35 p.m.

"i'm a dork and i undub u PocketRocket right now and apologise profusely"

Oh no.

You're NOT getting off that easy! I DEMAND you call me PocketRocket and any other names with which you wish to dub me!

You see, I love the attention, no matter how silly. Please. Go to UD and find some good ones. I found "cheeseweenie" recently. I guess it's not a type of hot dog. "Tossing the salad" would not be found on the Food Network. "Tea bagging" is not a way get anti - oxidants. I'm going to see what "chili - dogging" means next.

All my love, PocketRocket OXOXOXOXO!

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nan shartel March 17, 2010 @ 12:25 p.m.

take off that seal suit PocketRocket and kiss me cause i'm Irish u attention getting son of a sailor!!!

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