Don Bauder 7:49 p.m., May 22
I'm so bored here now i can't stand it....KEYBOARD CHIC is wandering about...not working on her~~snicker book~~....but would she write for me ????
we did go see Miss Millie and Missy Joann tho....and i got all kinds of special treats !!!!!
and Miss Millie is now teaching me to play SPITE and MALICE.....DOG that sweet ole lady can play cards....just rakin' those pennies in hand over fist....~~glum~~i din't win any~*~
i went up to L A to apply for work at "Purse Pooches".....they gave me a try out that day Portia De Rossi carried me around on Rodeo Drive.....
we even met Ellen for lunch...she's soooooooooooo funny
i taught her a few new dance steps..but would she give me any of her free Dog Food...i'll just stick to the Keyboard Chic's chicken livers
and they're both very understanding too....and gave me a pep talk about my relationship with PUD.....smart..funny..and empathetic...Portia even did this post for me...!!!!!!!
Jessica Simpson is cool...and she didn't stuff me in a purse......DOG...Portia's was scratchy
~~itchy * scratch dig~*~
i think I'm gonna get the job...if i can just lose 5LBS.......the dogs of the rich and famous must be svelte you know..........
no PUD i don't know if kitties are hired to do this kind of work.....aaaahhhhhhhhh...you just want to be rich and famous eh......
*** would just having a rich and famous*** ***boyfriend be enough for ya...!!!!!!***
for those of u not in the know
which is all of u
Rdog main squeeze is a CAT...MALE..and he thinks cross species same sexed relationships are the bomb!!!