Bruce Kauffman 7:30 a.m., March 11
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why do i have to go thru this year after year after....part one edited
thank DOG i have my own cell phone...'cause i have to warn my homeys that Ms Nan has once again decided to get me a Halloween costume
will this woman never leave off embarrassing the livin' sh*t out of me
that blinkin' squirrel started this...the wanker!!
so once again I'm suppose to acquiesce and look cute
I'm a Terrier for cripes sakes!!!
like i should be a hearty hunter or at least a skanky pirate or something
my next door neighbor won't even front me to a beer anymore!!
I'm a rugged individualist...a wiry powerhouse...a dog among dogs
a canine not to be messed with!!!
if nothing else she could at least get me something humorous...that pug on the corner has the right idea
this year i REFUSE to let her go shopping for my costume by herself!!!
I'M GONNA CHOOSE IT DANG IT!!!
AND I WON'T BE A PUMPKIN DOG EITHER!!!
hhhhhmmmmmm...maybe i could be the Mad Hatter...or a Fiery Dragon or.....
i found one!!!!
let me check the price tag to see if Ms N can afford it...oops..maybe not...ggggggrrrrr..i can pull that tag off!!!
let me pull the bottom down to cover the package