Duke Cunningham Can't Have Gun
Don Bauder 9:47 p.m., May 25
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The Awakening
Friday, 7:06am The move begins. Twenty is fearful of the new house and sticks close. A month later, 12:12 pm I say my good-byes. Tex hits the road to Australia. Part of the lease is ...
FORK
Timid Twenty blossoms into a strong yet lanky passionate entomologist. A true socialist leader of the canine, but fearful of the man. She abides only two rules: i. no pissing or shitting in the house ...
Bitch
Monday 7:09 AM I scour the web for a cheap pup I discover that a shelter is displaying all their large breed puppies at a PETsMART in Poway at 11:00 -5:00 this Sunday. Sunday. Sunday. ...
Whitey strikes
11:24pm, Tuesday I walk in the shadows of Golden Hill park. In the distance, an erratic whirlwind increases its velocity towards me. My gangly pup whooshes past my legs. We strut off the road to ...
The Appointment
Wednesday 5:58 p.m. “Yes, I can do 11:15. How much will it cost?” I blurt into my iphone with a shaky voice. “ One hundred and twenty five dollars” the receptionist replies. I agree and ...
Earthless
I am slugging stone ipa's before the casbah show in my deteriorating mauve lazy-boy. Between sips I give treats to the dog while I tap my foot to the kink's the village green preservation society. ...
Valentines
9:37am Sunday February 15 I wake up with my tongue stuck to the pillow. Need moisture. The dog is licking my palm. aaawwwwww! What a great dog. 10:14am Sunday February 15 The dog is still ...
BeeOne
Monday Night Football. Turf Club. Intently watching the game while I chug guinness. I am avoiding eye contact in order not miss a play or a sip. During the third quarter, a guido sits down ...
Revenge High
10:00 AM. Wednesday. Going to the post office before work. I swing up to the post office and park across the street in front of that large red house with the matching red curb. As ...
Mccain or Obama
9:30pm. Thursday. Starving. Waiting for my chicken to cook on my itsy propane grill. Occupying my time with a $3 merlot from Jaycee's and listening to 88.3. Go out in the backyard with a plate ...
Ode to Golden Hill
I like Golden Hill. Golden Hill is small. There are liquor stores. There is a park. Luigi’s has delicious pies. There is a pawn shop. There are bodegas. Humbertos has a great california. The “H” ...
