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"Did they not see the BASE jumping scene in Transformers: Dark of the Moon? Do they not know that I am the king of things flying through the air? Do they not know that I am the master of things smashing other things? The undisputed champion of exploding castles and cartoonish violence? DO THEY NOT KNOW THAT I AM THE ORIGINAL BAD PIGGY?"

The sad thing is, only half of this story is made up. The part about Angry Birds becoming a feature film? Totally real.

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Colonna May 16, 2013 @ 3:37 a.m.

We've plowed through board games and comic books, phone apps were only a matter of time.

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