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No, it's not German for "The Disney the." It's just the Mondays, grumpy about the Disney Machine and what they're doing to my childhood down in the basement, er, marketing department:

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Now don't misunderstand me. I know that George Lucas believes in merchandising like Christians believe in Jesus. And I know that Her Universe is not Disney. But still, I have to imagine that Disney had to approve, and that if ol' George saw this, he'd take his hat off: "Damn - I know I had Leia kiss her brother, but shit is going over to the dark side now."

Smile, sweetie!

p.s. And just try to convince me that this isn't fetishwear:

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