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Over at Sideshow Collectibles, you can now get yourself a Gamorrean Executioner.

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A Gamorrean Executioner. That's one slip of the tongue away from a Gonorrhean Executioner. The mind reels.

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Imperial Stormtroopers? Venereal Stormtroopers.

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Lando Calrissian? Lando Chlamyidan.

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The Sith? The Syph.

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This is just too easy. I'll stop now, but if you guys think of anything for herpes, let me know!

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Comments

Scott Marks March 26, 2013 @ 10:03 a.m.

And Carrie Fisher has them all!

What about Lucas/mucous?

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dwbat March 26, 2013 @ 11:02 a.m.

Princess Leia Organa / Princess Lay-ya Orgasm

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Matthew Lickona March 26, 2013 @ 12:42 p.m.

Good work, all. If we extend this thing beyond STD's to sexual references in general, there's no telling when this will end. Of course, Harrison Ford's character doesn't have to worry about STD's, because he prefers to work Hand Solo.

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Colonna March 26, 2013 @ 2:21 p.m.

The original line reads: "Asteroids do not concern me Admiral - I want that ship!"

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