Barnaby Monk 5 a.m., Aug. 20
Lucasfilm Ltd? More like Lucasfilm STD, amirite?
How did I ever miss this?
Over at Sideshow Collectibles, you can now get yourself a Gamorrean Executioner.
A Gamorrean Executioner. That's one slip of the tongue away from a Gonorrhean Executioner. The mind reels.
Imperial Stormtroopers? Venereal Stormtroopers.
Lando Calrissian? Lando Chlamyidan.
The Sith? The Syph.
This is just too easy. I'll stop now, but if you guys think of anything for herpes, let me know!
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