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3:58 p.m., Feb. 19
So Machete Kills is going to feature boob guns.
An alert reader over at Filmdrunk noted that boob guns appeared on Ursula Andress back in 1965's The Tenth Victim.
But of course, we've had deadly boobs in the interim. Who can forget Sil's alien tentacle nipples in Species?
Or the gassy-boobed fembots in of Austin Powers?
Or Lady Gaga's semi-automatic ta-tas?
Or Katy Perry's whipped-cream cannons?
In short, Robert Rodriguez was probably a bottle baby.