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The following post appeared in Mike Tyson's Twitter feed yesterday:

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Has the Champ finally come to his senses or did Mike suddenly realize that when he dies, his head can't be buried in a Jewish cemetery?

Stop the music! What was yesterday's date?

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Mike Tyson undergoing laser surgery to remove his trademark tattoo would be like Aaron Neville expunging whatever that thing is on his face. Thanks for the April Fool's Day tomfoolery, ya' big galoot!

I'm seriously considering a tattoo in honor of Mike, but can't decide which one will clash with my shoes.

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