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Dammit, I want to see Fun Size! I am nothing if not a Johnny Knoxville completest.

Who says I only like subtitled movies? While it looks to be a safe distance from cinema, for some dumb reason, I laughed during the trailer the second the giant Captain Chicken mascot began humping the Volvo. Who can ask for better entertainment than this?

The film wasn't screened for the press (they never give me what I really want), so I'll be there first day, first show when it opens this Friday and report back.

For others eager and curious to see the latest production from Nickelodeon Pictures, here are some photos from Saturday's premier. Thousands of fans waited for hours at Minnesota's Mall of America to meet two of the film's stars, Victoria Justice and Thomas Mann, and singing sensation, Carly Rae Jepsen. Don't laugh. I once stood in line for 3 hours at E.J. Korvette's to get Tiny Tim's autograph.

And what's this Mall of America horse dung? Does Hollywood have something against San Diego? What's wrong with Grossmont or Mission Valley? I haven't wanted to see a movie this much since Hugo! BRING IT OVER!

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Mindy Ross Oct. 23, 2012 @ 12:34 a.m.

Fun Size...might make a good title for an erotic novel...

I used to know who all the celebrities were and now I couldn't tell you what shows they're on. Most of my favorites are dead or will be listed in tomorrow's obituaries. I do know who Carly Rae is, however. She's the "Maybe" girl whom Justin Bieber loves.

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Colonna Oct. 23, 2012 @ 1:21 p.m.

Correction: Bieber's main squeeze is Selena Gomez, not Carly Rae. And the only reason I know that is because I have two pre-teen daughters who keep me up-to-date on such matters. Parenting is a dirty business.

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SurfPuppy619 Oct. 23, 2012 @ 6:57 p.m.

I fyou don't knwo Justin and Selena have been an item for a long long time you are not with it man!

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Ghost_of_dolores_hope Oct. 26, 2012 @ 10:48 a.m.

Mindy is talking about a music video. I just fact checked.

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denfrank Oct. 29, 2012 @ 1:29 p.m.

HuffPo splash: Is Josh Schwartz The Martin Scorsese Of The Millennial Generation?

Everyone run for cover!

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