Scott Ellis 9:46 p.m., April 22
Oh, no, Keira Knightley in Anna Karenina! That train is about to run over that wax statue of you!
Between this and the missing nipple, Ms. Knightley might begin to suspect that some sort of Photoshop conspiracy is afoot.
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