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I don't want to come off sounding like a complainer, but haven't things gone a tad out of focus at The Big Screen?

Here are the people I have interviewed so far this year:

Wim Wenders.

Tim & Eric.

Look who Lickona went one-on-one with this week:

Project X starlets Alexis Knapp and Kirby Bliss Blanton as seen on TV.

Oooh! Don't get me wrong, I loved meeting Wenders. The guy is smart and all, but when he walked in the room I thought I was being introduced to Fran Liebowitz. And Tim and Eric?! Thank god it was a phoner.

Stop the music! Didn't Lickona also interview Elizabeth Olsen, the hot, non-twin Olsen? He's a committed family man and I'm the swingin' bachelor, yet he scoops up all the hot babeage. The closest I come to conversing with a bombshell on this blog is when the Ghost of Dolores Hope leaves a comment.

Send Jennifer Lawrence and the Fanning Sisters my best, Matthew. Is Maria Ouspenskia still alive? How about Almira Sessions or Judith Lowry? I bet they'd love to talk to me.