Brandon Hernández 1 p.m., March 27
Scorsese to make Clinton Doc? Drat.
Vulture notes that Scott Marks' favorite eyebrow model is planning on making a Clinton documentary for some reason. President Clinton was larger than life. He doesn't deserve a documentary; he deserves fiction. And not some namby-pamby piece-on-the-side stuff like Primary Colors. No, something really awe-inspiring: something that takes the Clinton Death List at face value.