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Various Authors 3:49 p.m., Dec. 3
Y'all know that Russell Crowe is starring in Darren Aronofsky's Noah picture, right? Right!
Man, so good to know that even back in the day, fingerless gloves were righteous. Also, I like to think that his little chest pouch there contains a healthy dose of the ancient equivalent of Dramamine.
But mostly, the whole "looking off into the distance at some unseen something" aspect of this FIRST LOOK publicity shot puts me in mind of nothing so much as Bill Cosby's classic Noah sketch:
Here's the original:
And the sequel: