Jay Allen Sanford 7 p.m., March 29
What's Wrong With This Menu?
The only laugh to be had in John Ford's naval epic The Were Expendable, a gallant portrait of men facing almost certain defeat, can be found on the DVD menu. Would someone kindly tell the newbies at M.G.M. Home Entertainment (the only thing they ever skippered was a cake of soap in the bathtub) that the Duke appeared with Dan Dailey in Ford's The Wings of Eagles?
Right Church, wrong pew.