A Brief Conversation Among Johnny Depp's Vanity Fair Covers

Matthew Lickona, October 7, 2011

Uh-oh. Looks like Captain Jack Sparrow has gone and done it again...

Fortunately, he knows where he can turn for an understanding ear:

Embarrassing myself laughing out loud in front of the rest of the Starbucks patrons.

Depp... what an jackass.

"What the hell you looking at, caffeine slaves! I'm not as embarrassing as the bizarre rockabilly cover of Tainted Love that's playing."

Depp's so airbrushed on the first cover it makes him look like a Madame Tussaud wax figure.

Open mouth, insert pirate boot.

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