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We now know the reason Maria Shriver packed her bags and moved out of her Brentwood mansion. According to the Los Angeles Times, just one week after announcing her split from Arnold Schwarzenegger, the Sperminator has publicly confessed to fathering a child out of wedlock with a former longtime member of his household staff.

Arnold came clean about the love child, who was born a decade ago, in a statement issued to the Times yesterday. The identity of the staffer -- or is she the "staffee?" -- has not been revealed. Ms. X worked for the Schwarzeneggers for twenty years and voluntarily retired in January. Baby Daddy Arnold immediately took financial responsibility for the kid and has continued to provide support. Ms. X told friends and family that her then-husband fathered the child.

Arrogant Arnold asks that "the media respect my wife and children through this extremely difficult time." Why not? That's more than he ever did.

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Jay Allen Sanford May 17, 2011 @ 11:12 a.m.

The family photo above appears to have been shot at Hooters?!

Not trying to be mean, but this unflattering photo of Maria Shriver that's all over today's media reminded me so much of a certain Dark Crystal character that I HAD to paste them side-by-side and post - uncanny, eh?? http://inlinethumb19.webshots.com/45650/2770624210100752951S600x600Q85.jpg

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Scott Marks May 17, 2011 @ 1:12 p.m.

Uncanny is hardly the word for it. I almost spit coffee, Jay.

And, Matt, where were you when I was writing this? Great line. Wish I thought of it...

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Colonna May 17, 2011 @ 5:08 p.m.

CLICK - Just made the Maria Shriver/Dark Crystal photo my wallpaper on my computer!

Damn, that's funny!

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Scott Marks May 17, 2011 @ 6:23 p.m.

I vote strictly the Auteurist Party, so it took me just long enough to see Arnold in the hands of an incompetent director to size him up. This occurred approximately five minutes into "Commando."

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conasta May 20, 2011 @ 10:09 a.m.

SAG and AFTRA UNION MEMBER Arnold Schwarzenegger says he is putting off acting in more movies, although he does have a TV cartoon going on, to take care of personal matters. After attacking the Nurses and Teachers unions, and others, as Governator, he seems to love the benefits and PAY scale that his membership in the Unions provides. I bring this up because the BBC, NPR and other news entities never ask the obvious question. How someone who made his multi-millions off the Union (and is still on the payroll) could viciously attack members of other Unions who do not make even close to $$$ he benefited from in his union membership, and how that would not make him and others (such as AFTRA Union radio personalities that attack other unions) hypocrites.

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