Various Authors 4:58 p.m., May 28
Oh, come on.
Look, I'm not the one who suggested that Michael Fassbender should officially change his name to Michael F. Assbender. That was Mr. Mancini over at Filmdrunk. I know, I know - ha, ha, very juvenile. But then David Cronenberg goes and casts him as Carl Jung, and has him vigorously spank Keira Knightly.
What's a blogger to do?