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The Pie Wedge.

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The Malone aka Tufted Polypropylene.

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The Claudette Colbert.

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Shemp aka The Hooker Hitching Post.

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The Set-It-And-Forget-It aka The JCVD.

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Roman Helmet aka Friar's Club Brown No. 5

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Hubbard Extensions aka The Little Dutch Boy.

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Shat.

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The Hymie Kelly aka Pitched Atop the Glass Mountain and Thrombo.

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The Bernie Schwartz aka Wookie Merkin and The Winter Cap.

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The Sphinx.

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Leer King aka Electrostatics.

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The Chocolate Layer Cake aka Your Best Friend Should Tell You.

The Sara Lee Swirl Cake aka The Dream Came True and The Video I Never Tire of Watching.

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Comments

Matthew Lickona Dec. 19, 2011 @ 11:19 a.m.

Oh my stars and garters. Hooker Hitching Post! Shat! Wookie Merkin!

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Scott Marks Dec. 19, 2011 @ 12:07 p.m.

I know. A "star wars" reference is profane.

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SurfPuppy619 Dec. 19, 2011 @ 11:40 a.m.

LOL...BUT, I do not think Carlos Eztevez is wearing a wig, sure it looks phony but have you seen Papa Eztevez's mop??

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Scott Marks Dec. 19, 2011 @ 12:12 p.m.

Martin Sheen has a tremendous head of hear. I drooled the first time I saw his mane in "The Dead Zone." But it looks like Charlie has extensions or something. Look at Charlie's part, Surf. I've seen smoother divots. Either that, or he's letting one of his chippies with the DTs take a pinking shears to his noggin.

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Scott Marks Dec. 19, 2011 @ 2:02 p.m.

Thank you, Ponzi. That said, there is one cheat on the list: Freddie Roman's Zero Mostel comb-over is 100% his.

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SurfPuppy619 Dec. 19, 2011 @ 3:47 p.m.

Ill say this, Shatner has the best wig man Ihave ever seen, his hair looks so real and natural it is amazing, by far the best wig out of the bunch.

There is a celebrity baldness website, I will find it and link to to, funny stuff.

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Ghost_of_dolores_hope Dec. 19, 2011 @ 3:51 p.m.

I've seen this post twice now and each time I couldn't stop laughing. Charlie Sheen was a big surprise.

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Colonna Dec. 21, 2011 @ 2:38 a.m.

I must protest. How can you leave Joe Franklin and Irv Kupcinet off this list?

C'mon...

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Scott Marks Dec. 21, 2011 @ 12:11 p.m.

Joe Franklin would have been a more recognizable choice for the Friar's Club Brown reference. And Kup never wore a rug. Don't be an idiot.

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