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Ted, Please Beat Your Wife More Quietly

This could have been any day here in Baja, really, but it wasn’t. It was on a Friday night. My ...

Curse Of The Gypsies

We have a dog now, this is such an American thing to do; to have a dog in the house, ...

Powis Castle

It was nineteen hundred and ninety four, when dinosaurs apparently still roamed the planet Earth and my Spanish wasn't all ...

Either Side Of The River

It starts slowly here in Baja. The sky, normally blue with an occasional puff of a cloud, fills with more ...

Dirty Old Town

I met my love by the gas works wall Dreamed a dream by the old canal I Kissed my girl ...

Shell Game

Over a decade ago, I found myself stumbling around in downtown Tijuana with a cup of coffee in my hand. ...

In Case Of Continued Irritation, Discontinue Use

Junior High School was a zoo. I hated it. I remember gym class, it was the first time I met ...

Savior

The rumor was that I wanted to kill my ex-wife, as I am certain that many in such a position ...

Engineering

The days seemed simple a couple of weeks ago but they ground like shifting gears, with the morning gray casting ...

Gimmick

"There it was. The unbearable thing was not the fear that the Great Spirit had forsaken man, nor even that ...

Notes From A Second-Story Window

The kids that roam this neighborhood are terrorists. Of course, we were all such terrorists when we were kids, at ...

The Ghost Of Ma Joad

In attempting to define the normal childhood, whatever that might be, I think that perhaps we begin by examining our ...

Of Soil And Blood

Call me Prometheus. That brilliant, hot, burning orb in the sky was trying to kill me one week ago, but ...

Requiem For A Fellow Cynic

"A cynic is just a disgruntled idealist." ~ Ian Orteza, 2006 * * I was born in San Diego, California, ...

Independence Day

Second-Place Winner of the September 2009 Neighborhood Blog Contest!

Last Tuesday was to be an excursion with a purpose, although I immediately began to question my own good judgement ...

Lesbians Without Tacos

Mona was pretty, but more cute than anything else, in an odd way that you wanted to put your finger ...

Merry Christmas, Ted

Christmas Eve was easy. Rocio’s parents opted for an early meal, breaking with their traditional midnight dinner, and they ate ...

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