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Let's Play War

When I was a kid, little boys played War. Try that today and they'll have you on a couch quicker ...

The Super Bowel

The Super Sumthin.. The big game? Please, it’s the Super Bowl. Sue me. The biggest sporting event in the world ...

Second-Hand Politics

The American Lung Association has given four San Diego an “F” for smoking restrictions. Debra Kelley, senior director of advocacy ...

The Long Run

DC is considering a bill to legalize gay marriage. That is so gay, and expensive. Gay marriage and divorce is ...

Mom Asks Permission to Kill Intruder

A young Oklahoma mother shot and killed an intruder to protect her 3-month-old baby on New Year's Eve, less than ...

Do You Know Who Chip Franklin Is?

I was telling my son about Andy Warhol's declaration that in the future everyone will be famous for 15 minutes. ...

Stupid Is...

There's a great show on cable called Mythbusters. They expose old wives tales, and general misconceptions about everything from science ...

I Hate Magicians

Most people find clowns creepy. Me? I hate magicians. There I said it. The whole point of a magic show ...

Googling "Chip Franklin"

A friend asked me if I ever googled myself. I said "what is this, don't click, don't tell?" To Google ...

More Highway Laws

Kansas has just passed a law that makes it illegal to drive in the left lane unless you are passing, ...

Paying for Grades

I covered a story last week about a middle school in North Carolina that let kids pay for grades. You ...

Tarp Money

Recently I read a story where the govt said they would pay down the debt using stimulus funds. Uhh, anyone ...

If you name a boy Brandon or Carson, they're already gay

Every year we see that list of the most popular baby names. And every year, there is this debate. Do ...

Hitchhiking

I can’t remember the last time I hitchhiked. Probably somewhere between Ted Bundy and John Gacy. There was a time ...

Receipts

I like the Apple store because they can email you your receipt. Thats convenient. Less paper, less crap in my ...

City of Hell "A"

You know, I have been reading a lot about the problems we have at the border, so I got my ...

What do you do?

Whenever I meet people, invariably this comes up. So what do you do? What they really mean is - ARE ...

Homo Sapiens are in The Military

I don't get the controversy surrounding gay people. For the record, I define a gay guy as basically any man ...

Fear This!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60MUR6wTzNY I'm not afraid of heights. I am however, afraid of falling from heights. Fear is a funny thing. It ...

Electricity

San Diego is the perfect place to live, depending on of course, where you live. Right now, it's hot. Of ...

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