John Brandi 9 p.m., Sept. 17
Not to be outdone by Jersey Joe's, San Diego's New York Giant Slice Pizza offers "hot lesbian action" via restaurant's webcam
"You can watch Jersey Joe jerk it, or you can see something you actually wanna see."
Jersey Joe, owner of Jersey Joe's Pizza in the College area, was recently caught masturbating in the kitchen of his restaurant when 4Chan hacked into his unsecured camera feed. (For the record, Joe denies that it's him in the video.)
Now, Sal Ashus, owner of New York Giant Slice in North Park, has decided to up the ante, offering a live camera feed from his own restaurant's kitchen that will feature "hot lesbian action" between New York Giant Slice employees.
"Jersey pizza has always paled in comparison to New York pizza," insists Ashus. "So it's only right that the sexytimes on Jersey Joe's feed pale in comparison to the stuff you can see at NewYorkGiantSlice.com. Stupid wannabe."