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Statement from San Diego Eats CEO Jane Queasy: "Who knows? He may be innocent [regarding claims that he masturbated in a men's room during a City Council meeting]. But we're not Nike [which kept Kobe Bryant on after he had been accused of rape in 2003. Charges against the NBA star were eventually dropped]. We can't afford to hang on while public opinion sorts itself out. So sure, keep on supporting Carl DeMaio, if that's your thing. And keep on buying our mayonnaise. Just please don't think of the two at the same time."

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KLoEditor Aug. 29, 2013 @ 2:19 p.m.

Still a perfect score of zero in humor. Particularly distasteful this time.

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MeReader Aug. 29, 2013 @ 6:44 p.m.

demaio really wants to hold his mayo when realizing his full potential while in the restrooms of government buildings. lol

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MrWolf Sept. 4, 2013 @ 1:12 a.m.

I don't mind distasteful. I just rarely find this column funny. Come on! If you're doing The Onion, just come up with better material.

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