John Donne 9 p.m., May 27
Norv Turner retires!
Famed Coach-Provocateur ends run as head coach, hints at possible return as offensive coordinator.
"I'm ending things on a high note. We're undefeated, we beat the our arch-rivals the Raiders, and Antonio Gates hasn't missed a single game due to injury."
Fans wonder: "Who will replace him?" Fans also wonder: "Can it be that there really is a benevolent God in heaven?"
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- Breaking! New Chargers coach "Mike McCoy" revealed to be Chargers counsel Mark Fabiani — Jan. 30, 2013
- Coach-Provocateur Turner and Philip Rivers perform ritual seppuku following Monday Night Football debacle — Oct. 17, 2012
- Turner Triumphant — Jan. 4, 2012
- Norv Turner: "I wouldn't want to be Rex Ryan's wife." — Oct. 20, 2011