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"We have no idea what's going on," said site owner Sadie Gumm. "But all of a sudden, we're getting hundreds of requests for Elmer Royal and Robert 'Stickum' Meachem. It's funny, I had always thought Royal's first name was Eddie. Guess these old ears must be stuck full of wax."

In unrelated news, the Chargers PR team quietly scrapped plans to release a Philip Rivers poster that played on the quarterback's Wild-West style pass-slinging.

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