Bruce Kauffman 7:30 a.m., March 11
SDSU "Retires" Zuma Mascot
"Kid-Friendly" Jaguar Mascot Has Still-Beating Heart Pulled from Chest and Eaten by Official Mascot Aztec Warrior, And Is Then Flayed and Skinned, His Bones and Flesh Left for the Vultures, His Skin Spread Out As Sideline Resting Place for the Feet of Exalted High Coach Steve Fisher.
Fisher: "Someone had to take the blame for the loss to N.C. State."
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