White Trash food, canning, pies, beets, turkey, bread pudding, asparagus, potlucks, sweet potatoes, rhubarb, spinach, Easter bunnies, jellybeans, ice cream, apricots, and dog food served as paté
3:58 p.m., Feb. 19
How 2012 mayoral candidate Bob Filner sees his opponents: Republican fat-cats, every one.
Nathan "Laser Cat" Fletcher knows he can count on the military-industrial-laser cat complex for his next meal.
Carl "Morris" DeMaio has enough money for all nine lives; the rest of you city cats can go starve in an alley after you retire.
Bonnie "Lawyer Cat" Dumanis is always ready to roll over for a friend. Justice can wait; there are bellies to rub!