White Trash food, canning, pies, beets, turkey, bread pudding, asparagus, potlucks, sweet potatoes, rhubarb, spinach, Easter bunnies, jellybeans, ice cream, apricots, and dog food served as paté
3:58 p.m., Feb. 19
Newly Elected "Birther" Judge Challenges President to Produce Visible Proof of Citizenship
"If he's really an American, why isn't he wearing a tie like mine?"
It has also been alleged that Kreep's fears would be allayed if the President were to adorn himself with some permanent proclamation of his allegiance:
"I got yer long-form certificate right here."