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Turner was last seen approaching the entrance on his knees, wearing only his headset and a Chargers-branded loincloth.

Mercurial Leader Presumably Still Attempting to Discern What the Universe is Trying to Tell Him Following Twin Tragedies of Yielded Opening Kickoff Touchdown Return and Loss of Nate Kaeding for Season

QB Rivers tweets: "If he's not out of there by Friday afternoon, I'm going in after him. Either that, or I'm calling my own plays come Sunday." Riots ensue.

Informed of situation, Darth Vader casts eyes to heaven and cries, "Noooooooooorrrv!"

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wulfrano Sept. 15, 2011 @ 10:18 p.m.

I told Spanos to hire Rex Ryan as Head Coach. Spanos did not listen. Ergo the continous failure of the Chargers to win it all!


tomjohnston Sept. 16, 2011 @ 1:21 a.m.

And Rex Ryan has "won it all" how many times?? Watch for the Chargers to have there butts handed to them this Sunday, and in front of a national audience no less. But at least look for the bright side. Since it's a road game, the Chargers don't have to worry about a blackout.


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