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In Rare Cross-Cultural Move, Tijuana City Officials Recruit Haitian Voodoo Priests to Raise Zombie Army on Traditional Day for Honoring the Dead.

Dept. of Death Spokesman Carlos Morbid: "The cemeteries are full; we need the room. Besides, who but the living dead have any kind of shot at ending the drug war?"

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