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Church spokeswoman Donna Douthat: "Those Rennaissance dudes were wise in their way. But where they used metal and spikes to guide the flesh, we're interested in a more spiritual approach. You have to take off your belt to take off your pants, and if your belt is reminding you to stay pure - well, we're hoping it'll kill the mood a bit."

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Gail Powell Oct. 28, 2011 @ 5:57 p.m.

I hear that those new Rock chastity belts come in rainbow for gays, black for emo's and snowy white for those who wish to remain virgins in perpetuity. It is recommended that the belt color not clash with the wristband, or else one might be categorized as not being fashion savvy. Since so many employees at The Reader are well past the point of even a simple consideration of whether to be PURE or not, owner Jim Holman has declared those workers wishing to attempt a try at decency will be offered a paid day off to sit in a jacuzzi and sweat it out.

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