Outrage! [Warning: Adult Content]
Local GLBT Community Protests Visiting Catholic Priest's Refusal to Hold Funeral Parade for Local Gay Man Who Owned Popular Popef*ckers.com Porn Site Bishop Brom Quickly Apologizes, Agrees to Provide Free Advertising for Site in Diocesan Newspaper, All Parish Bulletins Diocese: …
Who Plays Who: Imminent Earthquake Edition
John Larroquette served as the narrator for the original 1974 Texas Chainsaw Massacre (and also the 2003 remake). Scripps Institute of Oceanography geologist Dr. Yuri Fialko led the original 2006 study warning of a massive, imminent earthquake in Southern California …
Hillcrest Firefighters Calendar Raises Entire Cost of Station Redesign
PEEKING THROUGH THE WINDOW, CORNER OF NINTH AND UNIVERSITY - Through a series of one-time fixes and creative accounting measures, Strong Mayor Sanders and the San Diego City Council were able to avoid continuing the "brownout" policy that saw San …
Stabbing Poseidon Ordered Removed From Wall of Winston's in Ocean Beach
Pictured: The angry deity. Poseidon, the Greek god of the sea, mysteriously appeared in Ocean Beach a few days before the summer solstice, rising up out of the blue and wielding a huge trident. He arrived seemingly out of thin …
Incoming!
Miramar Air Show, Seeking to Kindle Interest Among the Young People of Today, Teams with Activision to Create Call of Duty-Style "Virtual Gunnery." From the MAS Walkthrough on YouTube: "These F/A-18 Hornets are tricky; the Tunguska's machine guns can't track …
Who Plays Who: The Many Faces of Former Tijuana Mayor Jorge Hank Rhon Edition
On Growing Pains, Alan Thicke played Dr. Jason Seaver, a nice guy who had to deal with Kirk Cameron's troublemaking. Former Tijuana mayor Jorge Hank Rhon is a nice guy who recently had to deal with the discovery of nearly …
"Oh, dread, he's up to my..."
In Hindsight, Petting Zoo Installation at San Diego Civic Center Concourse's June 18 Reptile Super Show Probably Not Such a Great Idea "See, kids, snakes aren't slimy!"
Movie Mummies
Pictured: Meg Ryan as she appeared in 1989, how she appears today, and how she would appear today without the benefit of cosmetic surgery. SAN DIEGO, WHICH IS NOT ALL THAT FAR FROM HOLLYWOOD, YOU KNOW — Hundreds of respected …
Grandpa GPS?
New implanted chip would aid in identification of dotty, daffy, or merely dizzy Olds "Permanent identification of people! Why hasn't anyone thought of this before?" A bill working its way through the California legislature would require that all seniors afflicted …
The First National Bank of FUN
Local mobile ATM operator "cashes in" on State's decision to ban use of welfare debit cards in strip clubs, casinos, and massage parlors. "I'm there when you need me." PARKING LOT OF CHEETAH'S TOTALLY NUDE - Earlier this month, the …
(Fast and) Loose Troop
Scandal Erupts Amid Accusations of Slot-Loosening Exaggerations By Members of Barona Casino''s Loose Troop State Board of Loose Regulation Considers Revocation of Barona's Loosening License "We must keep a tight watch on those who claim to be loose." Related.
Who Plays Who: Gender-Bending the Mayoral Candidates Edition
In Aliens, Sigourney Weaver advised the Alien Queen, "Get away from her, you bitch." Assemblyman Nathan Fletcher authored Chelsea's Law, which requires life sentences for sexual assaults against children. After a string of horrific comedies such as Look Who's Talking …
Slut Walk Devolves into Rape Run
Pictured: sluts fleeing overenthusiastic supporters of their slut lifestyle. It was supposed to be a triumph for women eager to reclaim their sexuality from the threat of sexual violence. But sadly, Slut Walk San Diego went horribly awry as some …
Going Out on a High Note?
Family of Man Who Committed Suicide Using La Mesa Woman's "Exit Kit" Suing for "Pain and Suffering Caused By the Unintentionally Hilarious Death of a Loved One by Helium Inhalation" "Remember meeeeeeeeeeeee!!" Plaintiff's attorney: "Dignified death, my foot. I've seen …
Out: PTSD In: Danger Zoned
San Diego's Naval Center for Combat and Operational Stress Control Unveils New Campaign to Rebrand Combat Stress Center Director Scott Johnson: "We're trying to destigmatize the crazy-train part of being sent overseas to shoot people and get shot at, and …
Fletcher Goes On the Offensive
Mayoral Candidate Blasts Opponents for Serving "Their Particular Special Interests" Through "Back-Door Deals" "My opponents [Councilman Carl DeMaio and District Attorney Bonnie Dumanis] are local operators, part of the administration that queered the city's finances in the first place," said …
Who Plays Who: Children's Pool Rope Edition
On Cheers, Rhea Perlman played Carla Tortelli, a "fast breeder" with few copulatory restraints. Judge Lisa Foster ruled that the Children's Pool rope can come down during the seals' non-pupping season. In The Town, Ben Affleck plays Doug MacRay, a …
T*ts or GTFO
Area Hospitals Investigate Ways to Encourage African-American Mothers to Breastfeed Related. Also related.
Faceboat!
Winklevoss Twins, Late of The Social Network and Currently Training in Chula Vista for the Olympic Rowing Team, Launch Boat Race Networking Website. Apparently, $65 million isn't quite enough to buy an original design. "Instant updates! Easily regulated privacy settings! …
Cops Dodge Bullet
As President Obama Announces Justice Department Investigations Into Three Big-City Police Departments Accused of Systematic Abuse; SDPD Breathes Sigh of Relief. What, me worry? Chief Lansdowne: "When they busted that 11th cop for DUI down in Chula Vista, I thought …