Almost Factual News Entries for June, 2011

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Outrage! [Warning: Adult Content]

Local GLBT Community Protests Visiting Catholic Priest's Refusal to Hold Funeral Parade for Local Gay Man Who Owned Popular Popef*ckers.com ...

Who Plays Who: Imminent Earthquake Edition

John Larroquette served as the narrator for the original 1974 Texas Chainsaw Massacre (and also the 2003 remake). Scripps Institute ...

Hillcrest Firefighters Calendar Raises Entire Cost of Station Redesign

PEEKING THROUGH THE WINDOW, CORNER OF NINTH AND UNIVERSITY - Through a series of one-time fixes and creative accounting measures, ...

Stabbing Poseidon Ordered Removed From Wall of Winston's in Ocean Beach

Pictured: The angry deity. Poseidon, the Greek god of the sea, mysteriously appeared in Ocean Beach a few days before ...

Incoming!

Miramar Air Show, Seeking to Kindle Interest Among the Young People of Today, Teams with Activision to Create Call of ...

Who Plays Who: The Many Faces of Former Tijuana Mayor Jorge Hank Rhon Edition

On Growing Pains, Alan Thicke played Dr. Jason Seaver, a nice guy who had to deal with Kirk Cameron's troublemaking. ...

"Oh, dread, he's up to my..."

In Hindsight, Petting Zoo Installation at San Diego Civic Center Concourse's June 18 Reptile Super Show Probably Not Such a ...

Movie Mummies

Pictured: Meg Ryan as she appeared in 1989, how she appears today, and how she would appear today without the ...

Grandpa GPS?

New implanted chip would aid in identification of dotty, daffy, or merely dizzy Olds "Permanent identification of people! Why hasn't ...

The First National Bank of FUN

Local mobile ATM operator "cashes in" on State's decision to ban use of welfare debit cards in strip clubs, casinos, ...

(Fast and) Loose Troop

Scandal Erupts Amid Accusations of Slot-Loosening Exaggerations By Members of Barona Casino''s Loose Troop State Board of Loose Regulation Considers ...

Who Plays Who: Gender-Bending the Mayoral Candidates Edition

In Aliens, Sigourney Weaver advised the Alien Queen, "Get away from her, you bitch." Assemblyman Nathan Fletcher authored Chelsea's Law, ...

Slut Walk Devolves into Rape Run

Pictured: sluts fleeing overenthusiastic supporters of their slut lifestyle. It was supposed to be a triumph for women eager to ...

Going Out on a High Note?

Family of Man Who Committed Suicide Using La Mesa Woman's "Exit Kit" Suing for "Pain and Suffering Caused By the ...

Out: PTSD In: Danger Zoned

San Diego's Naval Center for Combat and Operational Stress Control Unveils New Campaign to Rebrand Combat Stress Center Director Scott ...

Fletcher Goes On the Offensive

Mayoral Candidate Blasts Opponents for Serving "Their Particular Special Interests" Through "Back-Door Deals" "My opponents [Councilman Carl DeMaio and District ...

Who Plays Who: Children's Pool Rope Edition

On Cheers, Rhea Perlman played Carla Tortelli, a "fast breeder" with few copulatory restraints. Judge Lisa Foster ruled that the ...

T*ts or GTFO

Area Hospitals Investigate Ways to Encourage African-American Mothers to Breastfeed Related. Also related.

Faceboat!

Winklevoss Twins, Late of The Social Network and Currently Training in Chula Vista for the Olympic Rowing Team, Launch Boat ...

Cops Dodge Bullet

As President Obama Announces Justice Department Investigations Into Three Big-City Police Departments Accused of Systematic Abuse; SDPD Breathes Sigh of ...

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