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Terrifying Celestial Darkness Intended to Serve as Warning to Solar-Home Customers Protesting Rate Hike


Statement from SDG&E Chief Officer of Retribution: "You have been faithless, San Diego, and your faithlessness is anathema to Our Powerful Selves. Too long have you enjoyed the benefits of our Benevolent Grid while at the same time drawing blessings from the cursed sky-light. Your precious sun-spawned energy will avail you nothing if we blot out the daystar from the heavens. This eclipse is only a warning, displaying only a fraction of our might. Do not provoke our wrath."

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