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Should Mayor Filner resign?
From the inquisitor's throne... MAYOR BOB FUBAR After winning close election Bob celebrated with an erection. And instead of shaking hands, alas, He grabbed the ladies by the ass. And, when that failed to make a hit, He grabbed them by the closest tit. And if they forced a deadlock, He placed them in a headlock. Now, most sadly, he's accused By many ladies he's misused Of asking these angered vigilantes To please not wear their panties. Bob planned to have orgies delightful, Behaving in manners most frightful. Now there is one thing I am knowing, Instead of coming, 'ol Bob is going. John Orcutt— August 20, 2013 10:53 a.m.