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Chuck Norris’s Action Jeans with the patented No-Bind® Crotch
Bob "Thought Control" Hope for Popsickle and Hammer brand frozen treats.
Listen as the wind passes from Lonnie's right ear, through both their heads, and out ...
Bogie & Bacall for Robt. Burns Cigarillos. Here's looking at you, cancer!
"Hey, bartender! Gimme four Bloody Mary's!" Ronald Reagan for V8 Vegetable Juice, 1952.
Kukla and Ollie stand the Sealtest of time.
They say this cat's Duke Hair Sheen is for bad mothers. Richard Roundtree for Supreme ...
Not even Jagger could help O.J. skate.
What kind of a diseased mind would send away for an item designed solely to ...
LaserDiscs and Liza: obsolete pioneers. 1982.
Sal Mineo for Evening in a Paris Alley. "Motion Picture," October 1961.
You never know when the need will arise to kick someone's ass. Chuck's slick slacks ...
Harder to swallow than two Darrens. Elizabeth Montgomery, star of TV's "Bewitched," for Quaker's Diet ...
Hold back the grease with Aqua-Net, funnyman Jerry Lewis's favorite aerosol hair bond. 1963.
San Diego's own, Mitzi Gaynor, uses Hollywood's favourite shampoo, Lustre-Creme with Lanolin. Shouldn't you? 1956.
Earth girls are “freezy.” The statuesque Ms. Geena Davis poses for a 1983 ad for ...
Would you believe GMO's? Get dumb with this 1970 ad featuring Don Adams for Monsanto.
Who's the black private dick that's a sex machine in his Crown Juillard vines sold ...
Soon after Alfred Hitchcock transformed her into an international star and not long before badmouthing ...
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