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Shark Tank
Mins, I couldn't help but notice that you mention going to the restroom a lot. Well, ya didn't actually come out and say that, but going by the amount of comments you make, I just assumed. Have ya tried Flotrol yet? I had that same thing "going" and it was causing some problems when we went bear hunting, what with me marking my scent all over the place. I dint know what all the fuss was about, cuz it sure seemed to attract 'em! I guess cuz it was mostly males that were poppin 'up, if ya catch my drift. Hope this helps.. PS— October 23, 2012 10:13 a.m.
Mortgage of U-T's Lynch in Default
Well, I'll clue ya, hon. Even with me bein' as publicity-deprived as I have here lately, it weren't ME!— September 28, 2012 10:37 a.m.
What If
Ok, I admit it. You've got me confused, girl! Two days ago you said that you hated the "stupid jerks" on this site, and have elevated yourself to hangin' with the likes of Charlie Sheen, Ruth Buzzi, and Rosie O'Donnell. Pretty lofty company you're keepin' there, Tweetheart. You came back to offer a coupla lines of sentiment to an old chum, and then went on to talk about yourself and how you were exploited here by those pseudos: . http://www.sandiegoreader.com/weblogs/vista-blues… . (My kind of manipulation!!) The Reader just wan't your "thang", and you were "too dumb to know it". Looks like maybe you've wised up again, 'cuz here ya are, like ya never left. I admire that in a gal, reminds me of home, and as I've always said, there's a place for you on my staff whenever you see the light. Keep on twittin', and we'll hook up soon..... Parah— November 21, 2011 2:56 p.m.
Tribute Band Groupies
Hey there,FrankenTstein, now that's the kinda talk that America needs to hear! You're not gonna be in Iowa or New Hampshire anytime soon, are ya? I'm thinkin' I could help you become the "Joe the Plumber" of 2012! Substance, intrigue, THAT'S what we're all about here! After all, as you put it, the objective is to be objective, right? Sure do hope you can make it, Mr. KenT, and if ya miss those 2 states I mentioned, I'm sure we're gonna be passin' thru South Carolina at some point soon, too. Our kinda peeps, doncha know? Oh, and be sure to bring that Uncle Jesse fella - sounds like one cool cucumber. See y'all on down the road!— August 23, 2011 3:21 p.m.
David Copley Retains High-Priced Downtown Influence Peddler
Hey, there! Ya ever thought about bein' a campaign manager? I just might be needin' one in the near future if you're lookin'.— April 12, 2011 8:02 a.m.
The Eagle Is Totally Masculine
Hey, I'll take a shot (see my hit show on TLC) at this. I'm well aware of the middle-aged housewife blossomythingy stuff 'cause that goldang lamestream media is all over me 24/7, donhca know? Is it "cannell"?— February 14, 2011 2:21 p.m.
What word do you want eliminated from the English language?
Woohoo.......then you're in like Rin Tin Tin.— January 25, 2011 1:24 p.m.
What word do you want eliminated from the English language?
Ya know what, Mr. Puppy, at first I thought you were just another slick back-alley mongrel, but now, after reading that ponzi-scheme guy's comments, I think maybe you've got a pretty good pedigree. Tell ya what, Arfie, after Bris is done slicin' (wink) her latest loser, I think maybe you should indeed make a dash to her kennel. Just one thing, though.....you're not one a them evil Demoncrats, are ya? If so, the deal's off - quicker than an Alaskan gubernatorial term! Smooches, pooches....— January 25, 2011 10:28 a.m.
What word do you want eliminated from the English language?
"Refudiate". Heck, I'm told that's not even a word!— January 24, 2011 2:50 p.m.
None
Golly gee.....what happened? I'll bet some liberal wacko hacko got in there and gutted that grizzly! Luckily, I saved your eloquent (wink) prose. Here ya go, bro: Too much Ginger Not Enough Crown I still can’t get my world to spin Down The party’s ending The woods all burnt She left the party My feelings unhurt Oh yeah Believe that one you will The cold’s creeping in The cake is all gone Turkeys been carved and along With our fears Washed away and in our hoodies Embrace We stumble on in and out of this Place that we go To keep the time Obecian cement will remember This time Our hearts are the victims of meaningless Crimes X-mas 09— December 21, 2010 2:17 p.m.