Matthew Lickona is a Reader contributor. See staff page for published articles.
Lousy buncha one-percenters
Hey kids! Learning is cool and might get you on TV!
And behind this curtain...
It's like homemade wallpaper!
"It gives us those nice bright colors..."
Who's the real crazy person here, man?
In the sports section of the same paper: BILLS LOSE NINTH.
"I mean, we could show you how, but then we'd have to kill you."
Don't you see? IT'S ALL CONNECTED!
"The punk kid doesn't even smoke a pipe!"
The guy in Se7en was more of a scrapbooker, really.
Hey there, Chernobyl pig! Bet you wish there'd been a radiation-eating bug around in your ...
"Our bad reviews and pointed criticisms are useless against it!"
"Godzilla" is actually a Hanna-Barbarian word that means "terrible lizard movie."
First Google Image result for "Easiest job in the world."
Dave Rice 7:30 p.m., Jan. 26
Matt Potter 1:30 p.m., Jan. 26
Marty Graham 12:30 p.m., Jan. 26
Vanessa Horne noon, Jan. 26
Don Bauder 10:30 a.m., Jan. 26
Daniel Powell 10:07 a.m., Jan. 26
Jeff Smith 10 a.m., Jan. 26
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